Rancid Royalty

Every Rancid Royal is truly unique. Each one has a 1 in 500,000 chance of ever being created. With over 299 traits, which one do you relate to the most? Is it the Prince of Puke? Is the Queen of Candy deserving to wear the crown? Or will you back the Joker of the Undead to rise up and rule? All Royals are not created equal, and some are much rarer to find