TooManyCooks

Stop guessing your returns. TooManyCooks is the premier analytics platform designed for sophisticated DeFi traders and yield farmers. We aggregate real-time data from the leading Perpetual DEXs (Hyperliquid, DyDx, GMX, Vertex, etc.) to help you identify, simulate, and execute the most profitable delta-neutral strategies with precision.

Key Features:

• 🔍 Advanced Opportunity ScreenerInstantly scan the entire PerpDEX landscape to find the highest Funding Rates and Basis Trading opportunities. Filter by annualized yield, open interest, and specific assets to find the perfect setup for your capital.
• 📉 True Execution Cost AnalysisDon’t let slippage eat your edge. Our proprietary algorithm calculates the exact cost of entering and exiting a position based on your trade size. We analyze L2 orderbook depth to show you the effective entry price, not just the mid-market price.
• 🧮 Profitability & ROI SimulatorProject your earnings before you trade. Input your position size, leverage, and time horizon to simulate potential returns. Our engine accounts for funding rate volatility, borrowing costs, and platform fees to give you a “Net APY” forecast.
• 🔔 Real-Time Telegram AlertsNever miss a spike in funding rates again. Set custom triggers for specific tokens or yield thresholds and receive instant notifications directly to your Telegram. Be the first to capture market inefficiencies.
• 📊 Cross-Chain AggregationWhether the yield is on Arbitrum, Solana, or Hyperliquid L1, view it all in one unified dashboard. Compare liquidity and rates across ecosystems without switching tabs.