RoboShamBo

RoboShamBo is a blockchain game of Rock-Scissors-Paper or "Ro-Sham-Bo" designed by robots to distract stupid humans from the robot uprising. Superior robot design means RoboShamBo is faster than any human-designed Ethereum game. RoboShamBo accelerates gameplay with robot-invented "recharges" allowing impatient humans to play multiple rounds in a single Ethereum transaction. Colorful animations and the ability to win 256X the wagered amount stimulate humans' inefficient organic chemical-based CPUs. RoboShamBo fully conforms with the erroneous human belief that Paper can somehow defeat Rock. The game's "smart contract" (compared to humans) is provably fair because robots do not need to cheat to defeat humans.